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HONEY?! - Where is my super suit? What?? WHERE....IS...MY...SUPER...SUIT?!?!




A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


NEVER A GOOD IDEA -


TAGS: farting boat wetsuit
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Jacob

Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:36 am
having never posted a motifake, i have no room to say anything, but i'm pretty sure this ph**o has been commented to death already...
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:22 am
I cut him some slack. I didn't even bother voting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2011, 2:40 am
he's new....cut him some slack.......If he's still doing it next month we'll draw and quarter him.
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
How many times have we seen this on the interwebs?


Swimsuit Season -


TAGS: swimsuit bikini skeleton weight
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:39 am
ROTFL! Good 1, JW! Luuuuv it! 5L
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 4:13 am
funny


THAT CRAB DINNER - Was Actually An Covert Zeon Mobile Suit




GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!




GHILLIE SUITS - The best way to become one with nature




FURSUITS - Someones are weird even for the average furry fan


TAGS: furry fursuits
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:16 pm
Someones? ... really? ... remember to add a pic of yourself to the douchebag archives K.


LIFE - Someone needs to get one.




MEANWHILE - Somewhere in Canada


TAGS: sean bunny suit
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:22 pm

thi5 i5 epic
Sean - August 4, 2011, 11:36 am
I FN$%^&#@@*&%!!!! KNEW IT!!!! All it takes is one jerk in a bunny suit to ruin it for the rest of us. And Airman to rub it in! Fuuuuuuuudge.
rerun - August 3, 2011, 7:29 pm

Man, I would hate to be online when Sean finds out


GHILLIE SUIT SNIPERS - Need a little R&R sometimes too


TAGS: ghillie suit golf
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by GunslinginFred

agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:24 am
The golfer looks a lot like the divots I create around the 16th beer.... er, hole.


SHELL SUITS - for when you really gotta party like its 1999




BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.


TAGS: sniper ghillie suit survival speacial forces sas balcony
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am
Perfect.


SPEEDO - For some folks it's a NO NO


TAGS: bathsuit
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by calichi

MO - May 4, 2009, 2:26 pm
Speedon't...


MY SUPER SUIT - Where is it?!?!


TAGS: frozone super suit
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by For me 2 know and u 2 find out

garv - April 20, 2009, 11:32 am
no...it isn't...
Kii - April 20, 2009, 7:08 am
His supersuit is right behind him.


BREAKING THE ICE - Best celebrated with fancy costumes and a drink when achieved.


TAGS: qc awkward zone breaking the ice fancy suit costume drink alcohol
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Kamai

Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:47 pm
it's indeed from QC, I found the pic in the merchandise section. apparently they sell it on printed Tshirts and that kind of stuff
tehsupercheez - November 2, 2009, 8:45 pm
looks like Steve and Marten from questionable content
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
Learnt this at a Halloween party


EYE CANDY - Eye candy in a suit is like eating an M&M. It isn't until you get past the outer coating that you find the real treat.


TAGS: eyecandy suits men mandms
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
Nah chocolate the peanuts get stuck all over your teeth.
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:38 pm
Peanut


IT IS BETTER TO BE LONELY THAN TO BE HAPPY KNOWING THAT IT WILL MAKE OTHERS UNHAPPY -




OUTTA MY WAY -




Ahh, Winter! -


TAGS: snowsuit
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:37 pm
5LOL. Too true!


Extra! Extra! -




SPACESUITS - Never sneeze in them




SO, YOU TWO -




HALL OF LAME - For there is nothing quite as lame as Gold Lame




CLONING -




PUNK -




DRY CLEANING - It has its passionate devotees and its bitter enemies.




CHUCK NORRIS - was the first person to actually walk on the moon. he had no suit.


TAGS: chuck norris no suit
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by superstaber2

superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 2:11 pm
ok then
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:45 pm
At 12:17 am, MST
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 1:43 pm
whoa when did my pic's become a chat room
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:20 am
aka: swollen timmy labia.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:17 am
Agreed...some of them even have huge internet balls...which in the real world equate to malformed testicles and vasectomies.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:15 am
If only... they aren't the same quality they used to be. Too weak. Not enough self-loathing in the new ones.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:14 am
Timmies mostly....i suppose you can take care of that.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:12 am
Besides, who is stupid enough to mock this conversation?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:11 am
No problem my friend... tomorrow, we'll just drink to forget them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:10 am
You know, the comments page will prove how sad we are tomorrow.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:09 am
I'm not Mexican!....how dare you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:08 am
french maid outfits...
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:08 am
You are.... me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am
Yep....skirts and spanks......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am
And I paid someone to trail her.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:07 am
So, just 4 days of skirts for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:06 am
Now Aggy....don't be mean like that....Mrs.Mooooo is the most/Only trustworthy woman in the world.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am
mid *mind
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am
Mrs Moooo will be gone for 4 days.....I'm not putting on pants till she gets back.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:05 am
So, you don't mid her coming home smelling like Colt 45 and not being able to sit?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:04 am
Busy day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:03 am
I drove to Winnipeg after 1 hours sleep...Bought a bunch of computer parts, dropped off Mrs.Moooooo(she's going to the NOFX concert) ate at my favorite WPG restaurant, drove home (2hrs) , built a computer, got drunk, ordered take out, and here we are.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:03 am
I guarantee I'll pay for this dearly.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:00 am
Tricks? ****.... speaking of that, I'll have a Cuban girl half my age and half-n**** here in 2-1/2 hours... for the walk on the strip. This is gonna suuuuck! How's yours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:58 am
I hear ya...we should get off hockey...I'm drunk and starting to look up Melrose's in the phone book....so, How's tricks?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:56 am
Also, to this day, there was never a better b***erfly than Fuhr's.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:55 am
My friends and I would go to the LA Kings games when the Oiler's moved to LA... and when they dropped the puck, we'd scream "PULL RHUDEY!!!"
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:54 am
It's funny that nobody refers to him as the first. Not here, anyhow. Typical american crap. Also... sidenote... not only did Melrose f*** the Oiler's Stanley Cup line, there was this goalie...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:52 am
I'll give fuhr credit....Only black guy in the NHL for a while.....couldn't have been easy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:51 am
His niece...not cousin...my bad.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:50 am
Yeah, Fuhr sucked a** afterwards.... coke always ruins the best... they never recover.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:49 am
Figgers.... never caught the local news in downtown canadian baconville.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:48 am
Agreed...Grant Fuhr FTW....until the cocaine that is....Ronny Hextall?...biggest balls in goal tending...his cousin used to do the sports on my local news (she's a h**tie)
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:46 am
I hope he is excited... we can fix that elation tout de suite.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:45 am
Ok, in his day... Roy was great... I loved the ****iness... coming WAY too far out of net, and making it work. Even his first year with The Avs was impressive. I'm a Fuhr fan, though... and although agianst the Flames, I loved the hacking that Hextall did
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:45 am
superstaber2 is gonna be so excited tomorrow....for a second.....still 1L IMO super...sorry...(not really)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:43 am
Now I don't care aboot Hockey.....Canadian sacrilege.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:42 am
We seem to be of one mind when it comes to Hockey...when Melrose f***ed the Oilers i became a Habs fan....then Roy Ruined hockey for me forever.....sand in the v*****.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:41 am
That ain't all you do slow.... baby.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:40 am
I heard that... but you know that only so much of that info gets back to america.... idiots here don't care about it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:40 am
I meant Domi....I type slow.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am
If I did see the women he got, I bet your comment would've been hilarious, ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am
Mark Messier is a hockey GOD....he played hard, fought hard and gives back more than anyone else. His own time, Not just Cash.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:39 am
Messier? No.... never caught that.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:38 am
BIG Oilers fan in the 80s and 90s... until Barry Melrose was allowed the chance to destroy a dynasty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:38 am
I disagree.....did you ever see the women he got?.....some of them.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:37 am
I also loved Messier... adnd he wasn't all aboot the punishing side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:36 am
Heh.....yous funny Aggster...
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:36 am
Domi didn't have the same level of talent by far.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am
Like Tie Domi.....with more teeth.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am
Yameson's Whiskey wouldn't work, eh?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:35 am
Agreed 100% on McSorley... that's classic hockey badness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:34 am
Agreed!.......But I could never pronounce his name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:33 am
That's the point.... to be great, you have to ignore the physical side. Now, Jaromir Jager.... that's talent and toughness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:32 am
Just ask Marty McSorley.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm not saying he couldn't play hockey...I'm saying he couldn't take a hit.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:30 am
Bite your tongue! Gretzky is genius! If you set aside all of the records and clear-cut natural talent, he married an american girl and moved to Los Angeles. Genius!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:29 am
WTF is Aggy talking aboot?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:28 am
No one celebrates Andy ***k's b-Day.....we only look forward....to his death.....BTW, Wayne Gretzky is a sissy girl.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:28 am
You are good looking enough to get away with being this ditzy. That's your downfall.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:27 am
Accomplished amateur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:27 am
Plan ahead for liquor?....i bought mine in a whole different city today...just in case i wasn't home in time.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:26 am
I was just too lazy to look it up (or buzzed).
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:25 am
Probably Wayne Gretzky or Andy ***k.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am
@ Moooooooooooooooo, it's a case of the six p's. You need to plan ahead.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am
God forbid you learned to plan ahead by now.... genius.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:24 am
CANADA....You do know where the birthdays are listed right.....That's how I knew to make your lovely B-day tribute.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 4:22 am
I'll play your little game, who?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:18 am
did you notice who was spawned 20 years ago today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 4:17 am
I would kill a bag full of puppies for 24 hour liquor.......No Jamesons after 10pm.....*sigh.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:15 am
Never any clapping when I'm in the room.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:14 am
Sorry.... WalMart is now 3 blocks away. 10 minute walk (staggerville) - but a 1-minute drive. Guinness refill: done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:58 am
Did you give her the clap?...and if you did...In which end?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:55 am
I never mentioned a fire......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:53 am
Ok, the first round of spit wat for lube... it's not like all the bacteria ain't killed by the fire.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:48 am
I'm still traumatized after seeing you and Bonecd "spit roasting" that h***er....
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:46 am
Why start now?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:46 am
I'm sure as hell not going second.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:45 am
gets, not get's - f***!
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:45 am
Moooooo get's first dibs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:43 am
The first rule of spit-curling club is.......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:42 am
Like Canadians ain't all aboot the spit-curling.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:39 am
LMAO!!!.......You Americans and your ra** jokes....you crack me up.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:36 am
Americans call it a black-out. I call it "you didn't say no"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:34 am
I had a little nap....yeah, Nap....that's what we'll call it.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:32 am
You tell me! How the hell are you still awake? (in admiration)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:30 am
Have you been mixing your Guinness and cough syrup again Aggy?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:17 am
I hope to hell this isn't a copy... this is the first Chuck poster I laughed at in a long time.


DOOM FROM ABOVE -


TAGS: doody on the suity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 8:06 am

awesome. spike....hit the dog's profile and learn.
spikeback - November 6, 2010, 5:47 pm
huh
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 2:31 pm
Niiiiice.


SWIMSUIT -




determination -


TAGS: pursuit dreams
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

lgvernon - June 22, 2014, 4:22 pm

Oh, well in that case, I'm sure you meant marksmanship in general, including the concept of aim small/miss small. Practice makes perfect.
Sho - June 22, 2014, 4:12 pm
Well, everything related to goals, hopes and dreams lol
lgvernon - June 22, 2014, 4:04 pm

Actually, you were talking about reloading, were you not?
Sho - June 22, 2014, 3:57 pm
Yep
Greeny - June 22, 2014, 2:56 pm
Even with stalking?


A Special Needs Pageant -


TAGS: pageant b***erface bagheads legs swimsuit
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - December 17, 2013, 8:57 am
Thank you, GaryO. Clever comment. I'd give you 5 lions for the comment if I could.
GaryO - December 15, 2013, 5:46 pm
No explanation needed. This is excellent. Or rather…… Premium Grade


FLEXIBILITY -




EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?


TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!


I'm young as morning -


TAGS: old swimsuit ad maya angelou
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - July 2, 2014, 8:45 am
Because he can
Greeny - July 2, 2014, 5:35 am
can't spell dew without ew
EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2014, 4:35 am
WHY is he coming out of a pool in a dry wool sweater??


EXIT ROUTES - Some offer more excitement than others.




JAKE DRESSED FOR HIS REVIEW - Don't laugh, I'll have you know that's the suit his grandfather was BURIED in!




SWIMSUITS FOR THE PRO -


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


TELEVISED HIGH SPEED PURSUITS - When routine traffic stops escalate into what law enforcement quaintly terms, "A cluster..."




killing casually -




WHY? - Remeber when we were 12 and you took my swim trunks. I had to walk home naked. That's why! P.S. your keys will be in your mail box.


TAGS: dissolving swimsuit
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by pieman

rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:08 am

I just saw these....dissolvable
guyfox - April 13, 2010, 3:03 pm
what the f***
scottnkellynlillian - April 3, 2010, 11:22 pm
dumb


Wetsuits -




(IN)SECURITY -




GRINDJOUR -




BEING A GOOD MODERATOR - like wetting your pants in a black suit, you might get a warm feeling, but noone will ever notice it




IT'S LARRY BABY -


TAGS: leisure suit larry geek fail
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jackripper - May 24, 2011, 8:31 am
Used to sit around the office on deployments and play that game for hours. 5L for the memory!


LEISURE SUIT LARRY - a Greybeards only competition


TAGS: leisure suit larry
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by gunpowdersaint

Faceplant31 - February 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
The Greybeards have no competition!


CLOSET SPACE - Let's see... I think I'll wear my racoon suit today...




EVERYBODY GETS A JUICE BOX - Just for "SHOWING UP". Even during the "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!"




Purpose -


TAGS: life rust pursuit of happiness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

concern3 - August 19, 2015, 4:13 am
Said every motifake contributor. a 5er
mizzdizz - August 18, 2015, 8:45 pm
Great one, Greeny! 5L


NEW EXTREME CALORIE BURNING PROGRAM! -




Space -


TAGS: spacesuit spider scream
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:53 am
Especially if its SBD! lol!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:41 pm
Or fart...but not highly recommended in a spacesuit!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:46 pm
Same thing applies to life. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:28 pm
Same thing applies to the back of an ambulance!


Nothing but a snake -




swimsuit season coming -




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